Surviving Thanksgiving Hangovers,
One Zodiac Cocktail at a Time
You didn’t just overdo it during Thanksgiving weekend—you went for it. Now, your hangover feels like a personal attack from the universe. Lucky for you, we’ve teamed up with Caliwater to bring you the ultimate guide to realigning your chakra: a zodiac-inspired cocktail book that’s here to save your soul, one drink at a time.
Whether you’re an Aries who refuses to admit defeat or a Pisces who’s contemplating life choices between sips, we’ve got the perfect drink for you. It’s a cosmic, (sometimes) caffeinated, cactus-water-powered journey to becoming a functional human again.
What’s Inside:
- 12 custom cocktail recipes for each zodiac sign
- Perfectly paired with Caliwater to keep you alive (and hydrated)
- Hair-of-the-dog remedies for the post-turkey struggle
Ready to Rise from the Dead?
Still Debating?
What’s there to think about? It’s free, it’s fun, and it’s the only thing standing between you and another day spent regretting your decisions.
Caution: We can’t fix your family drama or your aunt’s overcooked turkey, but we can fix your hangover.
